Andrew's Ethical Rant

I just thought it was funny and i wanted to save it so:

When looking to solve my ethical problems I turn to my moral principles. Obviously there is a moral code that is given to everyone, there are very obvious decisions that have consequences that are bad that I wouldn't want to be involved in it. Then there’s the curious case of Benjamin button.This epic tale clearly outlines the growing issues of equal rights for all dinosaurs. The constitution clearly states that all are created equal. Under this clause it is evident that dinosaurs, as well as zombies, should be given fair treatment under the law. Discrimination in any form is unethical. Arguments could be made that dinosaurs do not qualify as people, especially given their involvement in the invasion of Malaysia. However, these claims are unfounded given the assistance they gave to the United States during the Martian invasion of ’79. One must also remember our own dark history with the Japanese concentration camps from WWII. At the time it seemed necessary and was even acceptable, however, with hindsight its clear how wrong that was. Could one say that the same will be said of our treatment of dinosaurs in fifty years? In addition, Michael Jordan can jump really far, and that scares small prairie dogs who lack the intelligence to practice good road safety. Darth Vader once said, “Join me and together we’ll rule the galaxy.” This clearly delineates our future if we join with the dinosaurs rather than discriminate against them. In short, discrimination is unethical and people who discriminate are stupid and should be sent to hell and eaten by carnivorous plants.