Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Cloud 9 - not Kate Perry style

I'm on cloud 9, and i have been since the end of Spring Break. I mean of course i was happy all of spring break because i was with Andrew the whole time and being absolutely spoiled by everyone AKA his dad and him. 

But i am just so happy! Came home got a scholarship that i didn't even apply for shhh! I've been exercising and running, going to the temple with me bestie on Saturday (btw Kim my sister has a shower at 11 so we have to go early. sorry.) 

School is going well so far, i mean all the nasty tests and projects start next week. I'm getting pumped because this fall i'm probably going to have to get a new job, i know strange i'm excited for that.

Plus i have more big news that i am not going to discuss in this blog. 
Anyway legs are dead, need to shower and do my laundry, waiting for Andrew to get done doing homework. I'm freezing... aaaaaand Patty Kane is out for two weeks. swell. 

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Andrew's Ethical Rant

I just thought it was funny and i wanted to save it so:

When looking to solve my ethical problems I turn to my moral principles. Obviously there is a moral code that is given to everyone, there are very obvious decisions that have consequences that are bad that I wouldn't want to be involved in it. Then there’s the curious case of Benjamin button.This epic tale clearly outlines the growing issues of equal rights for all dinosaurs. The constitution clearly states that all are created equal. Under this clause it is evident that dinosaurs, as well as zombies, should be given fair treatment under the law. Discrimination in any form is unethical. Arguments could be made that dinosaurs do not qualify as people, especially given their involvement in the invasion of Malaysia. However, these claims are unfounded given the assistance they gave to the United States during the Martian invasion of ’79. One must also remember our own dark history with the Japanese concentration camps from WWII. At the time it seemed necessary and was even acceptable, however, with hindsight its clear how wrong that was. Could one say that the same will be said of our treatment of dinosaurs in fifty years? In addition, Michael Jordan can jump really far, and that scares small prairie dogs who lack the intelligence to practice good road safety. Darth Vader once said, “Join me and together we’ll rule the galaxy.” This clearly delineates our future if we join with the dinosaurs rather than discriminate against them. In short, discrimination is unethical and people who discriminate are stupid and should be sent to hell and eaten by carnivorous plants.